Celebrity Couples That Should Break Up

October 26, 2011

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Ashton.Kutcher.Demi.Moore.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are allegedly calling it quits!  There is back and forth news that the celebrity couple, who should have never been together in the first place, are calling it quits.  Why can’t other celebrity couples feel what they feel?  Demi was taking Ashton’s prime years away from him and it definitely needed to stop.  Celebrities love to date other celebrities.  They have their people call other people’s people, and then they score a date.  If it is good for their image, they’ll date them.  If it is going to start a riot or become a constantly talked about topic, they’ll date them.  When one celebrity isn’t a big celebrity, they will date another celebrity to amp up their fame and then they are usually causing havoc in their relationship which is what results to the non-famer’s fame.  Who are they trying to fool?  Not us!  No way!  We as real people with real feelings no what love is and what it isn’t.  Why do they even bother dating one another when clearly they are not meant to be.  Some celebrity couples should just untie that little knot of theirs and call it quits.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are the teen-couple sensation.  Justin buys Selena nice things and she rolls around in them.  They both have enough money to spare in order to keep their love life exciting, but they’re not really in love.  Now, pardon me if I am wrong, but I think this is a bad case of puppy love.  They are almost 3 years old and they think that they have found exactly what they are looking for.  Bieber just started to hit puberty so I can’t imagine he will want to be with one brunette in a red dress for the rest of his life!  Call it quits, darlings.

heidi-spencer picture

These two are my absolute favorite celebrity couple and The Hills would have been boring without them.  I probably wouldn’t have had as many anxiety attacks as I did, but it comes with the great fighting.  Spencer Pratt is clinically insane.  As most of us know, he has actually been told that on several different occasions.  Heidi and Spencer Pratt should be known as a lethal weapon because when they both go crazy bombs start to go off in the neighboring towns.  This celebrity couple thinks that they have actually done something with themselves.  They built fame from fighting on The Hills and bought new cars with either their parents money or the money they didn’t technically earn.  These two should probably break it off before someone gets hurt!

brad and angelina celebrity couple

Angelina and Brad have been going strong ever since he threw Jennifer Aniston in the gutter,  I feel that since Brad Pitt was always known to be a pretty boy, he needed a drug-addict, bad-ass actress to level him out.  They now have 1,000 kids and counting which is what keeps people together, right?  ”Let’s do it for the kids.”  The kids don’t want you to be together any ore than you guys do, so give it up!  Angelina has been said to be on heroine and who knows what else.  Brad Pitt should leave her at home and go back to Jen!

leann_rhimes and husband

This celebrity couple who is widely known in the country music scene have tried to make their relationship work numerous times.  Leann should break up with him and go back to one of the 6 men she cheated on him with.  Allegedly, they have both cheated and made mistakes but would like to work through them.  How many times is that going to be said until you feel like it’s annoying you as much as it is your fans?

oprah-and-stedman

These two aren’t even a real couple.  She’s probably secretly dating Gale.

kim and kris humphries kardashian

First off, Kris Humphries looks like a giant ogre ready to be casted as Shrek.  What in the world was Kim Kardashian thinking when she fell in love with this man.  Kim Kardashian has been chasing this dream wedding since she was 10 and finally at 30 years old she was able to accomplish it.  Funny how he came out of no where, her ring finger was collecting dust, and she wanted to be married immediately.  Not to mention that she was paid over 16 million dollars to get married.  Then, after they got married, her sisters thought he wanted her for the fame.  What fame, girls?  You don’t do anything in life to deserve fame except keep your hair shiny.  This couple has go to go!  It’s as fake as Pam Anderson and Dolly Parton’s you know whats!  Oh, and he has the same name, which is spelled the same, as her mother!

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